"Can I ask u something?" "Aren`t you already asking..."
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Facebook status
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
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That awkward moment when you realize every house has a particular smell, but you can`t even smell the one at your house.
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She has PMS and a GPS. That means she`s a bitch & she will find you.
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Stop using "YOLO" as an excuse to act stupid.
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type this `zerg rush` on google search and wait for 5 sec ..then see what happens.....
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I have a new drink! I call it the Bin Laden. Its two shots and a splash of water.
-Josh
Facebook turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework.
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Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!! LIKE if you didnt notice it said `banana` in the middle.
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The only thing more popular than Facebook`s "like" button, is Myspace`s "delete account" button.
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