What does Winnie the Pooh call his Grandma......... Pooh nanny
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Facebook status
Calm down, if your heart was really broken, you’d be dead.
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That annoying moment when you take your headphones out of your pocket and they`re tangled into a trillion knots!
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Wanting someone to say a certain thing because you have the perfect answer.
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When you want to secretly listen to a conversation, put some headphones in and pretend you are listening to music...
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Dear life, when I said "Can my day get any worse?"...it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
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Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112 LIKE if I`m right..??
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Women`s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
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*Taking a test* If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True
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The awkward moment when a teacher pronounces your name wrongly and you don`t know if you should correct it.
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