If a girl says she hates a guy, then she likes him. Unless of course she hates him.
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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch -.-
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Hey cool, it bends! *SNAP* "Shit!"
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Secret = Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
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No I haven`t met Mr. Right yet but i have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude & Mr. Player.
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YOCO = you`re only cute online.
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Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, "This one time I ate a salad..."
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Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
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A guy is a boy by birth, a man by age, and a gentleman by choice.
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Google earth: You can go anywhere on Google earth and the 1st place you go to? Your house.
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