If you were a dinosaur, you would be Bitch-A-Whoreus.
-unknown
Facebook status
"Ohh look this chair can spin." *5 minutes later* "OMG. SO. DIZZY"
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The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read & agree the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) Yes, I am over 18.
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*Girls on facebook* "Getting starbucks with Jenny!" *4 minutes later* 87 pictures and 3 videos uploaded.
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If you are brave enough to love someone, you`re strong enough to get over them.
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That awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
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Marshmallows can`t fly, I can`t fly, Therefore, I am a marshmallow
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What makes you stylish is wearing what you have combining them in your own way cause buying brandy clothes.. we all would be fashion icons ;)
-Majlinda
LIKE IF: Disney gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair.
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LIKE IF: I use my phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery."
-unknown