LIKE IF: My level of maturity changes depending on who I`m around.
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Facebook status
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
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Fact: 100% of men do not care about anything you learned on Oprah.
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LIKE IF: I restart the whole song when I miss my favorite part.
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Giving your friend the "what the fuck is this" look during a test.
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If I ever become famous, this Twitter account never happened
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
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I`m a girl - don`t touch my shoes, phone, hair, face or boyfriend
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Teacher: "School`s almost over, and this is crazy! But here`s 3 projects, due by Friday."
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I`ve got news for you...standing closer to me in line will not make the line go faster.
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