"hey did you do the homework?" "What homework!?!?" "the--" "QUICK, GIVE ME A PENCIL!"
-unknown
Facebook status
"THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN UP!" "Well, not with that attitude."
-unknown
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the INTERNET.
-unknown
LIKE IF: In an emergency, I`d probably status about it before calling the police.
-unknown
Thick socks = 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freaking ninja!
-unknown
While some people complain about the rain,others dance in it because they know there will be a beautiful colorful rainbow at the end
-unknown
At the end of the day, Violence never really solves any problem... it just creates new ones
-unknown
boy VS girl !
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Boys-comment
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-Mahesh
They say people have former lives.What about twins? Were they the same person or were they 2 different people? Mind=blon
-George
Dear people of the world,
I don`t want to sound slutty but please use me whenever you want.
Sincerely,
Grammar
I don`t want to sound slutty but please use me whenever you want.
Sincerely,
Grammar
-Ankita