The only people who truly know your story are the ones that helped you write it.
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Worst song lyric "live life till were dead"- Gym class heroes. Thank you captain obvious..
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The awkward moment when you`re waiting for a text but then you realize you`re the one who didn`t reply.
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How to keep a girl: 1) Keep your promises. 2) Be romantic no matter what. 3) Be honest with her 100% of the time. ♥
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Sleep is for people with no Internet connection.
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I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people?
"alright now get in the basket!" :)
"alright now get in the basket!" :)
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Girls think - We`re not dating, but he`s mine. Guys think - We`re not dating, so I can hit on any girl.
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Question: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Answer: roberto
Answer: roberto
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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say MOSQUITO!
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Some girls sure wear a lot of photoshop in their profile pictures.
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