Its not "I got the moves like Jagger." it`s ♫ "I got the MoOoOoOoves like Jagger" ♬
-unknown
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Girl: Describe me in one word. Boy: Mine.
-Shelby
The awkward moment when you sing a song and someone corrects you and you say "BITCH, ! Maybe i`m free styling. !
-Alysa
That awkward moment your parents are trying to be "funny" infront of your friends =.=
-Emma
I hate like when like people always like say the word "like" after like every like other word... Now, press the Like button(;
-Emma
Finding a hair in your food and debating whether to complain or not.
-unknown
11:10... "One more minute!" *Gets distracted* 11:12. "Seriously?"
-unknown
That awkward moment when you walk the wrong way so you pat your pockets and act like you forgot something.
-unknown
LIKE IF: When someone isn`t worth arguing with, I just say "okay" and walk away.
-unknown
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
-unknown