Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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That awkward moment when your family’s guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes -___-
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"Twitter is dumb!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can`t stop tweeting!" Who remember saying this?
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Oh Mickey, you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn`t read that, you sang it.
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That awkward moment when the teacher asks you to read aloud, and you don`t even know what page they`re on.
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That one boy that makes you forget that you`d ever been heartbroken.
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People who sleep less tend to eat more during the following day.
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If you want to be trusted, then you have to be honest.
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You can always tell if someone likes you by the way they text you.
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It doesn`t matter how long you`ve known her. If she`s kept you smiling since day one, don`t lose her.
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