I don`t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination (:
-Julie
Facebook status
That awkward moment when you`re at soccer practice and your coach is more winded that you and he hasn`t done anything.
-Ally
Big girls don`t cry. (They eat)
-Roseanne
Why I don`t have a boyfriend:
•I`m way too sexy for everyone.
The real reason:
•My mom wont let me get one.
•I`m way too sexy for everyone.
The real reason:
•My mom wont let me get one.
-Yasmine
He`s so poor that he can`t even pay attention .... :)
-Alexis Jewel
I`d rather be the moon rather than the sun, so I could be the light to your darkest hours.♥
-unknown
LIKE if you also have that moment of doubt when walking through a metal dectector at the airport . . .
-unknown
You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
-unknown
Awkwardly walking in the same direction after saying goodbye . . .
-unknown
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-unknown