I love when my parents say, "bring me my wallet and I`ll give you some money"
-unknown
Facebook status
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
-unknown
Flirtationship! More than a friendship, less than a relationship.
-unknown
What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
-unknown
Fake friends. Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you...
-unknown
If I died and went straight to Hell, It`d take me a week to realize I wasn`t at work anymore...
-Eli
LIKE IF YOU USE "BATHROOM EXCUSE" JUST TO GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM BECAUSE IT'S BORING
-Sabria
ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST THINGS IN YOUR LIFE IS FINDING A NICE BOY THAT LIKE YOU WHEN YOU LIKE HIM
-Sabria
That awkward moment when your father calls you with your nickname.
-Sizwe
LIKE IF: There`s no song you can`t sing with a whistle.
-Sizwe