CONGRATULATIONS! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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DID you know: The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, because it`s the only finger with a vein that connects directly to the heart.
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"IS SHE PREGNANT?" "I don`t know. Go ask her." "NO! WHAT IF SHE`S JUST FAT?"
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Everybody has a secret that would break your heart. Remember that.
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Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell. We text or call to say we’re outside.
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LIKE IF: Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.
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I think movies wouldn`t be half as scary or sad without the music.
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LIKE if Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the 1st time you weren`t paying attention.
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When I was born, the Devil said "Oh shit! Competition."
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That awkward when you already said "Moment" in your head before you even read this.
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