is Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...
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Facebook status
"I`m not like most girls/boys." - Most girls and boys
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"I`m not like most girls/boys." - Most girls and boys
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I don`t like that tone of voice you`re texting me in.
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*spank* . DIDN`T . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND !
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Mirrors can`t talk, and lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
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It always seems like texts send faster when you send it to the wrong person
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Excuse me, miss? But you have a face in your make-up.
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Oreos: first you twist it, then you... oh it broke.
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That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
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