Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru.
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LIKE IF: Adding "and shit" to make the sentence sound cooler and shit.
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Saying "Beer can" with a British accent sounds like "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
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Words you will never hear me say - "Add me on Myspace..."
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Don`t wear skinny jeans, if you don`t have skinny genes
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What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard.
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Dear chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
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I`m not immature?i just know how to have fun.
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I love finding money in my clothes?..it`s like a gift from me.. to me.
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I don`t play "Hard To Get" , I play "Never Going To Happen"
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