when your mom always complaining about your attitude but you get it from her
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Your new superhero name = The color to your left + The object to your right. You`re welcome
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"Now is the time. Needs are great, but your possibilities are greater." - Bill Blackman
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Sleeping next to someone you love not only reduces depression, but it helps you live longer, and makes you fall asleep faster.
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never give up on your dreams,
keep sleeping.
keep sleeping.
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sometimes i think I`m sassy and then i realize I`m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
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person: do you know any good bands?
me: are you sure you`re ready for this conversation?
me: are you sure you`re ready for this conversation?
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i hate when my parents say "you already went out the other night" ok and?????? this is A WHOLE NEW DAY
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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I promise I`m a lot nicer than my "walking to class" face would lead you to believe
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