That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.
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That awkward moment when my parents see the " taking-a-break" part and not the actual studying.
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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PERSON: "So who`s your favorite band?" ME: "That`s like asking a mother who her favorite child is, it doesn`t work that way."
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2pac + Eminem + 50 cent = 2 packs of M&M`s for 50 cents.
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LIKE IF: Parents Say "It`s My House" But When Time To Clean "Its Your House Too"
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Teacher: "What is something you need that you can`t see or feel?" Student: "Air." Me: "Wifi."
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Bathroom: A talented secret place where you can Sing, Dance, Act & even take most important Life decisions.. :D
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I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
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Texting with your pinky finger because you`re eating
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