is Genius by birth, but lazy by choice.
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That annoying moment when your toothpaste drops off your toothbrush.
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LIKE IF: When I say I`m bored, my mom hears it as I want to do chores.
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I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
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Me: *does 10 sit-ups* Where the hell are my abs?
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Dancing Party! ~(‘,’~) (~’,`)~ \(‘-’\) (/’-`)/ \(‘-’\) (/’-`)/ ε(‾^‾)з \(‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ
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That awkward moment when you can`t tell your kids that it all started with a friend request.
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LIKE IF : Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend it is a race.
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No homework = no exams = save the earth!
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What does Dora teach? 2% Spanish. 98% Backpack! Backpack!
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