Who else just absolutely can’t sleep with socks on?
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Have you ever walked into your room and you’re just so suddenly tired that you’re like, “Oh, the floor looks comfortable.”
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Getting a lot of girls isn`t something to be proud of, keeping one is.
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The biggest mistake girls make is thinking the guy who hurt them once wont do it again.
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Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down. ♥
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The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up...
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I just thought of a brand new social networking tool for the kids. Are you ready for it...? It`s called, "outside".
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I`m moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But I`ll always be here for you, like Spongebob.
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That awkward moment when you realize you kept talking AFTER the call dropped. -_-
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(̅_̅_̅(̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅(ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็) smoking on your timeline.
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