No matter how funny you are, if I don`t like you, I won`t laugh.
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That handwriting you get after a whole summer of no work.
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I wish summer would get pregnant so we would have 9 months off.
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LIKE IF: Overdramatically turning the page on a test so people know you`re ahead of them.
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LIKE IF: Saying nevermind when you’re just too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
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That awkward moment when you see someone wearing the same dress as you.
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Find love with your Heart, not with your eyes...
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My girlfriend said I treat her like she doesn`t exist so I told her I didn’t even know I had a girlfriend.
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The awkward walk from your front door to your friends car when they come to pick you up.
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That once in a lifetime moment when mum agrees to buy what you want without arguing.
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