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Think, Speak. Why is this concept so hard for so many?

Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.

Did you know: Within 5 minutes of waking up, 50% of your dream is forgotten and within 10 minutes, 90% of your dream will be gone.

Dear sidewalk, Please get wider... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded...

Don`t assume my status are about you. But if you`re affected then that must mean you`re guilty of something! : )

Even The sun sets in Paradise ...

Take a look at her and Do you like what you see ? Or do you wish it was me ?

Guys say girls are complicated, when really all you have to do make us happy is :
1. Call when you say you will
2. DO NOT talk to other girls
3. DO NOT do anything with other girls that you would do in a RELATIONSHIP
4. If we are silent, It means Your making us HURT !
5. Always respond to our questions or texts
6. Always say Hi to us first ! We worry we are being to annoying !
7. DO NOT call other girls Beautiful, Gorgeous, Hot, Or sexy

It's funny, Girls with Over Protective dads/Brothers wish they didn't have one, and girls without them wish they had them !

Every Saint has a Bad past, Every Sinner has a Good Future