I wish I could illegaly download clothes.
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Facebook status
LIKE IF: closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you`re extremely bored.
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they say that 70% percent of people doesn`t finish what they start. well i think that...
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That annoying moment when people take forever to order food while I`m in line.
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If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow right now" what would happen? Think about it. Mind = Blown.
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Whoever said white men can`t jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
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Dentist: "Doing any fun stuff this summer?"
Me:"Agragaaaghagraggaa"
Me:"Agragaaaghagraggaa"
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That mini heart attack you get when someone says - "Guess what I heard about you.."
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*Stalking crush on Facebook* * Accidentally likes status from 2009* *Deletes Facebook* *Sets computer on fire*
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LIKE IF you also have that one friend who doesn`t get the hint when it`s time to go home.
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