LIKE IF: Typing fast and perfectly when you`re alone, but screwing up like crazy when you`re with someone.
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That awkward moment when you say "Hey" to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How rude.
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper. Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTIN` PAPERRR!
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In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)
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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.
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LIKE if you can solve this in less than 30 seconds- 1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x0 = ?
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"What mouse has two legs?" "I dont know." "Mickey Mouse!"
"What duck has two legs?" "Donald Duck?"
"No all ducks you retard."
"What duck has two legs?" "Donald Duck?"
"No all ducks you retard."
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A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
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LIKE this with the back of your hand.
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that awkward moment when people are singing happy birthday to you and you have no idea where to look...
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