LIKE IF: When I was kid I always wanted a treehouse.
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I can always make room in my stomach for the dessert no matter how full I am.
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Who else used to put their thumb over the flashlight to see it glow?
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Don`t find love, let love find you. That`s why it`s called falling in love, because you don`t force yourself to fall.♥
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It`s raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don`t own a window.
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"THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN UP!"..."not with that attitude."
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"Sweety this is cute." "Mom that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen."
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is "YES MOM, I DID WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO!" *quietly does it before she finds out you didn`t*
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That annoying moment when you close the wrong tab.
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"Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."
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