Today`s students spend more time on homework than ever in recorded history.
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When somebody says “You`re kind of cute".... what the hell do you mean "kind of"?
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When your cookie becomes suicidal and suddenly decides to drown itself at the bottom of your milk
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Are gingers allowed to eat at restaurants that serve soul food?
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whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I just wanna punch them in the face.
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Like if you also have that friend who you always greet with an insult. :)
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You took 20 minutes to text me back? Bitch I`ll take 21.
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Girls need love, attention, faith, sincerity and boys need to understand it.
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Me every year: "Wow I was so stupid last year."
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"Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Yeah, but it doesn`t have an eraser." "Life doesn`t have an eraser." "Dude...that was deep. Here you go..."
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