I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
-Ronde
Facebook status
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends
-Ronde
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
-Ronde
If you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “Oranges”.
-Ronde
I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
-Ronde
That awkward moment when you’re telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like, ‘You already told me…’
-Ronde
I wonder why that missing sock you are looking for appears a week after you throw away the other one...
-Yashith
That Empty Feeling When You Don`t Get A Window Seat On The Bus.
-Alex
Remember those fights we had as kids. Who was smarter? boys or girls?.... lets face it guys. we lost that battle a lonnnnggg time ago...
-Travis
I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep. And I`m all like (o___-)
-Anekwe