Boys insult each other, but they really don`t mean it. Girls compliment each other, but they don`t mean it either.
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Facebook status
Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: "It`s me talking to the beer."
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What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone.
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Being fat is just like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
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LIKE IF: When i`m at a restaurant, i finish my drink before the meal even arrives.
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A teenager can use "I`m still a kid!" and "I`m old enough already!" freely.
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That awkward moment when someone is getting accused for something you did.
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That awkward moment when you`re wishing at 11:11 & you get interrupted by 11:12.
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"Why are you talking during my lesson?" "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
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Don`t blame me for leaving, blame yourself for not doing the right things to keep me.
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