is Running up the stairs like a gorilla because it`s easier that way.
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Facebook status
Relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the things it took to get you.
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Deep down every guy wants to be a Stitch to their Lilo <3
-Yashith
If you had the entire world`s attention for 60 seconds, what will you say?
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"Thats what" - She
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Buy a ship. Name it relation. Go inside and sit in it. You are in a relationship.
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That relief you get after you finish your homework.
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When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?
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It`s no surprise most GPS voices are woman. Trying to tell us what to do and shit..
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Teacher: "What`s your favorite book?" Student: "Facebook."
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