The special moment when silly rabbit found there are supermarkets which sell trix
-Kirov
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Doctor: "You`re having twins!"
*Blonde starts to cry*
Doctor: "Aren`t you happy?"
Blonde: "I am, but I don`t know who the second father is!"
*Blonde starts to cry*
Doctor: "Aren`t you happy?"
Blonde: "I am, but I don`t know who the second father is!"
-Alejandra
We`re friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass.
-Olivia
I really hate when someone makes plans with me, then cancels them last minute. Bitch, I even showered for you...
-unknown
is Spending more time formatting a document than actually working on it...
-unknown
Life is NOTHING like Burger King. You can never have it your way.
-unknown
A relationship is more than finding the right person, itÂ’s also about BEING the right person.
-unknown
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
-unknown
1f you c4n r34d 7h15 you r34lly n33d t0 g3t 0ff 7h3 c0mpu73r. like if you get it.
-unknown
No no keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested.
-unknown