Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.
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I HATE WHEN I really want to say something. But then the topic changes.
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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You never realize what you have till it`s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know... And that is why we are best friends.
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I`m in my bed, you`re in yours. One of us is OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place.
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Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
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Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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"Why didn`t you reply to my text?" "Dude! How am I supposed to reply to LOL?"
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Proving a woman wrong is the most difficult thing in world.
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