LIKE IF : I pretty much spend all day, every day looking forward to going back to sleep
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Remember, don`t dwell on the trials in life. Focus on the blessings in your life!
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I used to believe that anything was better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better.
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:S :C :H :O :O :L - You can`t find happy faces.
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Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
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Texas state law prohibits taking more than 3 consecutive sips of beer while standing
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Gravity on Earth isn`t uniform: Things like water flow and tectonic plate shifts change its pull.
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my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly
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guys: "I need a girl with a fat ass, large boobs, tiny waist, big lips, long hair, etc."
girls: "Tall guys are the best."
guys: "NOT FAIR"
girls: "Tall guys are the best."
guys: "NOT FAIR"
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i just want everyone to consider me a friend without me having to talk to them
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