Just because I don`t start the conversation, doesn`t mean I`m not dying to speak to you.
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LIKE IF you have those nights where you have second thoughts about everything and nothing feels right...
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Parents are out... nobody`s home.... KARAOKE TIME :D
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Of course gay guys dress well… they didn’t spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
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Friend: "Hey, did you ask yet?" Me: "No, my mom is in a bad mood."
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My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my ass, I can`t.
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I`m pretty much talentless. I can`t sing, I can`t act, I can`t dance, I can`t do magic tricks. Hell, I can barely cook Ramen noodles.
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When you`re at someone`s house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What`s your WIFI password?"
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Girls: Why are all boys so shallow. Girls: Ew that boy doesn’t even have a six pack...
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Single ( ) Taken ( ) mentally dating channing tatum ( ✓ )
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