Facebook status
*Painting my nails* Left hand, perfect. Right hand, adjkdsfdsdhjdhk
-unknown
I don`t need to watch TNT for drama, I have Facebook.
-unknown
We all have that one kid who`s super annoying but is rich, so you still invite him to your birthday party.
-Ally
your status is my status and my status is your status
-Asad
i`m so poor that even i can`t pay attention :-P :-D :-P
-Akash
You`re living proof that somebody can live without a brain.
-unknown
$19.99 because $20 is an outrageous amount of money.
-unknown
When my best friend isn`t at school? 5% Hoping they`re okay. 95% How dare you leave me alone!
-unknown
First step to the mall: omg that my favorite store. this this this this this *points*
-unknown
LIKE IF: CURSING=> Helps relieve pain by 50% percent.
-unknown