You coming to the thing tonight? - "I wasn`t invited." AWKWARD!
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I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent..
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LIKE IF :Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.
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Care too little, you`ll lose them. Care too much, you`ll get hurt.
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Walking around the kitchen like PacMan when you`re hungry.
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If lying was a job, I know some people who would be a billionaire.
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Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person says: hi
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Girl, you are beautiful and I know it ♥
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
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After 1am it doesn`t matter who you are, we’re all friends now.
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