Every girl is a ninja...It shows when someone touches her phone or her boyfriend.
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Facebook status
China is only winning in the Olympics because they made all the equipment.
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Who else finds it kinda funny that McDonalds sponsers the Olympics?
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That annoying moment when you cannot find the long side of your blanket.
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Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?
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LIKE IF: I can sit in front of my TV watching documentaries and shit for hours.
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World population rank? 1) China. 2) India. 3) Facebook. 4) USA 5) Indonesia. 6) Brazil. 7) Twitter.
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Every girl wants to hear her guy say, "The next girl I’ll ever love will be our daughter."
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LIKE IF : You + Your best friend = Fun and trouble.
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"Hey come with me to the store." "NO!" "I`ll buy you something." "Ok"
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