Don`t steal. The government hates competition.
-Sonja
Facebook status
Hey I just met you, and this is loco, but here`s four candies, YOU GO GLEN COCO!
-Aww
If the banks and Wall Street were as strictly regulated as the cut off time for breakfast at McDonalds, there would be no problems with this economy.
-Bobby
That Awkward Moment when you go to your anut`s house and they offer you food and you say no but they still give you it anyway
-Marlene
Words are like water - easy to spill, hard to recollect.
-Aman
If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, Argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But don’t sit there quiet and judge me.
-Noelia
Over-thinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self-esteem. Lies killed my trust.
-unknown
Hey, I’m Dyslexic, And this is number, But here’s my maybe so call me crazy!
-unknown
I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor.
-unknown
Who needs coffee when we have twitter? It always can keep me awake all night.
-unknown