LIKE IF: Every time I argue it ends with "Google That Sh*t"
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Parents: Don`t talk to people on the Internet. Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don`t want to.
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Summer should really get a speeding ticket...
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That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I`m being forced to get out of it.
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As soon as men`s swimming is over, I lose all interest in the Olympics.
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Why can`t a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
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Things you should never do after a breakup? 1) Listen to love songs. 2) Read old messages 3) Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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That awkward moment, when you run in the closet, and you don`t end up in Narnia...
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Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you`re proud to have her.
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