Group projects: You do all the work. Everyone takes credit.
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Facebook status
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
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The 3 most common lies you will hear: 1. I love you. 2. We will be together forever. 3. You will use algebra in real life.
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Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
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The awkward moment when a teacher pronounces your name wrongly and you don`t know if you should correct it.
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My head says, “Go workout” but my heart says, “Stay on the internet forever and eat!”
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FACEBOOK: Like if... TUMBLR: Reblog if... TWITTER: RT if... LIFE: Raise your hand if...
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LIKE IF: I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
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That awkward moment when you can`t find the answer to your homework on Google.
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"I wasn`t that drunk", "DUDE! You jumped in the pipe screaming "MARIO! I KNOW YOU`RE IN THERE!"
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