You always know you`re in trouble, when your friend is staring off in space and gives you a creepy smile.
-Lexi
Facebook status
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did.
Person 1: Can I ask another?
Person 2: You just did again.
Person 1: I give up.
Person 2: You just did.
Person 1: Can I ask another?
Person 2: You just did again.
Person 1: I give up.
-Cam
is 50 percent single
-Chandra Bhushan
Dear Gay Men, please stop being so much kinder, funnier and more attractive than straight men. It’s depressing. Sincerely, All Single Women.
-Jennifer
When life gives you lemons, take it, it’s free.
-Jennifer
Dear crush, Fall in love with me.
-unknown
The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man: "Notice anything different?"
-unknown
The super awkward moment when you call your teacher `mom`.
-unknown
Happy people listen to the music, sad people listen to the lyrics.
-unknown
August is the Sunday of summer
-unknown