That awkward moment when someone asks "So tell me more about yourself" ...umm...damit, WHO AM I!?
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Rule 1 during arguments. If you`re losing, start correcting their grammar.
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That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and don`t know what to do with your life anymore.
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Dear twitter, Thank you for making me the most overused symbol on the keyboard. Sincerely, #
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It`s weird how some people are so loud on Twitter, but so quiet in real life.
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Grandma: "Why is there a piece of cheese on the TV!?" Me: "Grandma please! That`s Spongebob!"
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Mom: "Eat your vegetables." Me: "I hate vegetables!" Mom: "But they like you!" Me: "That`s because I don`t eat them!"
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I have a black belt in sarcasm.
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"Be strong" I whisper to my wifi connection...
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*Hear footsteps* Me: "Crap!" *Shuts computer down and grabs book* *Mom walks in* "Hey mom!"
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