If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
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When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch".
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Guys have feelings too! For example, sometimes they feel hungry.
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Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
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The best relationships are the ones you didn`t expect to be in; the ones you never saw coming.
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People wanna see you doing well, but not better than them...
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The more I say goodbye; the more I want you to stay.
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LIKE IF you also Yelling someone`s name in different voices until they hear you.
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That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence. . .
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Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." LIKE if you love your Mom.
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