Chuck Norris fact
When Chuck Norris does push ups. He doesn`t push him self up. He push the earth down.
When Chuck Norris does push ups. He doesn`t push him self up. He push the earth down.
-Jibran
Facebook status
Good for the bad and bad for the good!
-Shohan
Girl- can I have a dog?
Vet- `would you like a female dog, or a male dog?`
Girl- Bitch please..
Vet- `would you like a female dog, or a male dog?`
Girl- Bitch please..
-Roseanne
Maybe Karma wouldn`t be so nasty if we stopped calling her a bitch.
-Roseanne
I can`t live without y̶o̶u̶. INTERNET !
-Roseanne
Dear Angry Birds devlopers, Why do we use a slingshot in Angry Birds? Can`t birds fly?
-Roseanne
"K"? Yeah, get back to me when you learn the rest of the alphabet, dumb ass.
-Dorian
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do, is find a username that isn’t taken.
-Dorian
<----------------------DAMN THATS A SEXY NAME!
-Sarvesh
After the Exam.. To Friend: "Oh dude, I`m Gonna Fail!" To Mom: "It was SUPERB good :) :D
-Sarvesh