I`m not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I`m texting.
-unknown
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Sometimes there`s a song that reminds you of someone that you just can`t forget.
-unknown
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that you can sing.
-unknown
I`m in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a…connection.
-unknown
Boys, if you don`t look like Calvin Klein models, don`t expect us girls to look like Victoria`s Secret angels.
-unknown
Kid: "I got 87% on the test and you?" Me: "125%." Kid: "How!? There was no extra credit!" Me: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
-unknown
We are afraid to care too much, for fear the other person doesn’t care at all.
-unknown
That awesome moment when the person you miss randomly texts you.
-unknown
On Christmas Eve, I asked for the most awesomest person on earth. The next day I woke up in a box.
-Chris
"When you let failure recruit you success will lose you"
-earl