When people post pictures with captions like `I`m ugly`...Pretty sure if you believed that you wouldn`t share that photo with all of Facebook. Just a thought.
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Who ever invented the "Knock knock jokes" should get a "No-Bell prize"
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Dear phone companies, please make all phones have the same phone charger.
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Don`t pay attention to this status, I`m standing alone in public so I`m doing this to make it look like I`m texting.
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My cousin left his Chuck Norris action figure in his sisters room. Now all her Barbies are pregnant.
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When I was kid, whenever I saw an abandoned dog on the street, I wanted to take him home.
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I used to think I`d catch a cold simply by being in cold weather for too long.
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That awkward moment when you`re trying to end a conversation and the other person won`t stop talking.
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Those levels on Angry Birds that you just cant pass and make you AS ANGRY AS THE BIRDS.
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LIKE IF you love people who text back instantly.
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