Actually no, my status/tweet wasn`t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Facebook status
Guilty people answer questions with a question.
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They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
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Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies..
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*When My Name`s In A Math Problem* Class: *Stares At Me* Me: That`s Right Bitches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.
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I`m more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
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I hate when I`m singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... BITCH THIS IS NOT GLEE!
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Dreams are one of the most common ways your heart tries to tell you what it wants.
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I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken…
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Yo mama`s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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