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LIKE IF your favorite color is money
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honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”
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LIKE IF: Moms are so fake when people come over
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I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get over yourself
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The problem is boys think they’re kanye and they want me to be kim but in reality I’m kanye and they’re probably kims brother
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my gpa is finally higher than the gas prices what a time to be alive
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LIKE If you don’t talk in a group chat for 5 mins you miss 42 sets of plans and 56 arguments but if you say something you don’t get a reply
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i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet
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I brushed my hair and put on mascara today, so don`t tell me I don`t try.
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personal goal is to be the girl you can’t get out of your head no matter how much you try or how long I haven’t been around
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