Are you related to yoda? because yodalicious
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I`m super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I`m also wearing a cape.
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If you don`t understand my silence, how will you understand my words?
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Bitch, you and Monday have a lot in common. No one likes either of you.
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Somewhere between laughing for no reason, innocent smiles, long talks and making fun of each other, I fell in love.
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There`s always that one employee who stares at you like you`re about to steal something.
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That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand (:
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To: Mom and Dad, One day.. I’ll make you proud. I promise.
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"Dude, she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her I`m not"
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My brain is 5% names, 2% phone numbers, 3% stuff I should know for school, and 90% song lyrics.
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