No I don`t want a phone call officer. I`d like to update my Facebook status to "it`s complicated".
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Facebook status
BIGGEST LIE EVER; "I won`t laugh! I promise"
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LIKE IF: "FIGHT!!!!" *whole school runs*
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When somebody says “You`re kind of cute".... what the hell do you mean "kind of"?
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Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you
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The awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn`t meant for you.
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That kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate.
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I feel bad for everyone who isn`t dating me.
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Forgetting to read the "Shake Well" instruction on a drink, then feeling like you missed out.
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"Where is the remote?" "All the way over there." "Guess I`m watching this."
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