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LIKE IF: The first time I had a Mcflurry, I thought the spoon was a straw too.
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They ignore you now but they will need you later, thats life.
-विशाल
We`ve all got that folder on our computer called "stuff".
-Nick
Who needs a massage chair when your car has a bass system?
-Tyra
You told me yes, You held me high And I believed when you told that lie
-Zul
That awkward spot that the windshield wipers never reach....
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That awkward little dance your fingers make when you don`t know how to reply to a text.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally use a ;) instead of a :) and it makes the whole conversation sexual.
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That really awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
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That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and you don`t have a towel.
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