Facebook status
Saving a file and then realizing you have no clue where you just saved it.
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Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..?
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Don`t allow your girl to go to sleep mad at you, fix that shit!
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I got 99 chores and I ain`t did one - Lay Z
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Dance like the photo’s not tagged, love like you‘ve never been unfriended and tweet like nobody’s following
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I log off because I`m bored.. I log back on again in 5 minutes because I`m bored.
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Whenever the teacher stops talking, I look up instinctively to make sure I`m not in trouble.
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When Karma Finally Hits You In The Face; I`ll be there.... Just in case it needs some help.
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What counts nowadays: 98% looks, 2% personality.
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A girl just wants to find a guy that will prove to her that they’re not all the same.
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