Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. Idiots, they could have downloaded it for free.
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Facebook status
"Okay, if we get caught, here`s the story..." LIKE if you have ever said this
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That amazing moment when you find the EXACT answers to your homework on Google.
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The disappointment when you realize dinner is something you don`t like.
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That annoying moment when people take ages to order food while I`m in line.
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Why do Freshman look like the just came from their Kindergarten graduation?
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Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box.
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Biggest mistake I have made in my life is.... letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve.
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Big girls don`t cry. (They eat)
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That awesome moment when you predict something and it actually comes true.
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